So I recently followed Michael Cera in Twitter and I swear to the holiness of epicness he is one amusing awkward guy! He amuse me BIG TIME. Though I never thought he could be kinda cheesy. Reading his tweets are so much fun that I decided to copy paste some of my most favorite tweets of his!! Enjoy enjoy. :)
- Tumblr's neat but one social network is enough.
- For the record, I wasn't in the social network.
- respect yourself and you'll get respected back.
- Start caring about people who care about you, not people who use you to further themselves in this world. You deserve to get ahead!
- The only resolution I've ever made is to never make resolutions.
- Another 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 52,600 minutes 3,153,600 seconds of fun, smiles and epic-ness
- Demi's in rehab, Miley's smoking salvia, Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens have split. Disney has more drama than TNT and "They know drama".
- Embrace the freak that you are!
- Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you are.
- To all the haters. Aka male species. I'm what U call a ladies man.Call me gay as much as youd like.Leave your gf w/me for 6 mins.I dare you.
- I have come to realize that guys don't like me cause their girlfriends do. I can live with this.
- Fake hair, Fake nails, Fake tan, Fake boobs ... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China ?
- you know the gold, black, and glittery colors with a hint of slut. I prefer the nerdz...just sayin'.
Got tons of faves but I don't wanna like.. put them all here. I'm starting to really look like a stalker! hahaha.